Back on the market

Well folks, I know it may seem a little fast but this girl is single...again. 

And because I'm bored I got back on the dating sites and have found..ITS THE SAME PEOPLE! Ugh... 

Trying a new site called eVow. Supposedly it's geared more towards people looking for serious relationships. We'll see how accurate it is. It's from the same makers of Plenty of Fish. Which in the past has been my personal favorite. It is also free and you can message people for free which I think is good. 

We'll see how this goes...

Unrealistic Bull

Dating sucks. 

Just wanted to come out and say it.

And I hate being an emotional stupid girl in the relationship but let's be honest here. 

You date a guy for a 3+months, you THINK things are going great and he might be getting super close to asking you to be his girlfriend, introduce you to friends and family, and want to spend every free moment with you. Then you see a girls username on his best friends list on snapchat...and you realize..hey I know that person. 

Then of course, the crazy stalker girl comes alive and you go batshit craycray with questions to the girl trying to figure out how much he has been lying to you. Then she thankfully tells you the truth that 7 days ago...SEVEN FREAKING DAYS AGO, they went on a date together. Granted nothing happened ...but seriously!?!? 

Dude...I really liked you.

You said you really liked me too.

You lied to me.

You suck.

I hate you.

I'm trying my hardest to keep this post PG.. So I won't continue with the words that are appropriate for this post. I hope a certain "body part" rots off and you're miserable for the rest of your life.

Screw you.

Pants on fire

Don't ignore me forever then randomly talk to me.
Don't tell me you aren't interested anymore and send me random Snapchats.
Don't look at My Story on Snapchat after YOU told ME that you're seeing someone else.
Don't tell me that it "should be me" when I tell you I'm dating someone else.
Don't call me at 2 am for a booty call when you KNOW I'm not that kind of girl.
Don't say you want to see me when you've ignored me to two entire years.
Don't talk to my best friend and add her on Facebook when you won't even add me.
Don't try to hook up with my best friend after I've rejected you.
Don't put on your profile that you want a relationship when 5 mins in the convo ask for a hookup.
Don't treat me like I'm stupid, I see through your lies.


These may or may not apply to more than one situation.
Okay it's definitely referring to like 5 different guys.
A couple exes, a couple online jerks, and a couple guys I just need out of my life.


I am super dooper happy right now. && I really feel like this one is a keeper!

But seriously when I'm happy it's like my exes' radar goes off and says OH NO She's happy and she's with someone else. Maybe I should text her.... LIKE WTF

Don't do that.

All is well

Hello October!!!

Just wanted to inform you nice folks that everything is going so good on the dating or whatever you want to call it lol.

I (as well as Taco Bell guy) have deleted the online accounts in the dating scene! This is a wonderful thing!! 

I would, however, love to hear stories from you! Send me an email :) 

sh21fhl@gmail.com

I want to know about your crazy dating experiences!! And no worries! I will keep everything anonymous! 

Share my posts with your friends on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc! I want to get some of these stories out to the public and eventually develop into a columnist where people can send me questions or even stories and maybe others can give opinions on what they feel you should do!

Give me a shout ;)

Remember....

You might just find that one true love online <3