Saturday, March 15, 2014

Date day!

So, I had a date planned for tonight!
MFW I get a B+ on a test I thought I failed (click link for gif)
That's supposed to be a GIF ..I'm posting from my phone so if it doesn't work I'll edit it later...

Anywayyyyyy

Key word in my opening line "had" well maybe there are two key words... "planned" was the other one. 

Dude texted me yesterday saying, "we may just have to hang out tomorrow" and of course I thought, sweet it's a date..finally! Then he mentioned that he's got a lot to do around the house and I assumed that he'd get that done before we get to hang out. So I sent him a text around 1:30ish asking, "getting a lot accomplished?"

Which basically translates into, "you almost done? When we hanging out? What time do I need to be ready? Where are we going?" Ya know the basics... But he COMPLETELY missed the mark on that question and all I got was, "a little lol"

Dude come on.... So I said, "that's good" 

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Finally I texted him at 6 pm 
"So do you think we'll be able to hang out tonight?"

30 minutes later:
"I don't guess I'll get to tonight. Sorry"

Fucking whatever dude. I didn't even put makeup on - you know why? Because I knew we weren't gonna hang out. Instead I went to the grocery store bought some booze and started drinking BEFORE you responded. Yeah. I knew you were bailing. Why even fucking suggest we hang out if you're too damn busy?! Seriously. 


I'm ready for Sunday Funday tomorrow because I need a positive uplifting post that makes me laugh and others I can read that'll make me smile because I feel so sad and pissed and I know that it's the alcohol talking. 


I'm writing drunk so if I need to I'll edit sober tomorrow! 

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

M.I.A.

My life has been filled with really boring text messages..
..my life

I haven't felt the need to bore you all with some stupid nonsense of the dates that I'm NOT going on. I have 7 active conversations going strong through text messages, but no dates planned. However, there is one guy I've been talking to and he will be in Australia for two more weeks, and he said when he comes back he will take me out, so I'm pretty excited about that.

I'm also jealous that he's in freaking AUSTRALIA. Like come on, how cool is that? He has been allllll over the world because of his job. You'll NEVER guess what his job is....

Cheerleader

I'm not kidding! He is a male cheerleader, and he goes to competitions all over the world! He was in Norway last month, and now he's in Australia. He was in Phoenix, AZ a couple weeks ago, and now he's in Australia. FREAKING AUSTRALIA! I'm sorry but that's super cool to me!

Someone please take me here!!
So right now my choices are:
-Car Salesman
-Burger King Employee ...
-Factory Worker
-Stock Broker
-EMT
-Beer Salesman
-Cheerleader

Such a wide variety! Makes things interesting, also hard to keep up. I'm doing pretty well! 

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So next week Miss Charlotte & I will be starting a new link-up party! It will be every Wednesday and it's going to consist of your wishes! So if you have some things you want to share that are on your wishlist, link up with us every Wednesday!!


Looking for Love Online

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Boys are jerks

Duh! Danae!

Oh boys, I'm really starting to hate them. It is not necessary to be a complete jerk for no absolute reason. Here's the story:

I was on Tinder, saw a cute guy, I liked him, and then BAM we were a 'match' (which basically means he liked me back). So then he messages me and here's how the conversation went....






I seriously cannot make this shit up. If you're on Tinder and you "accidentally" match there is no reason to be such an asshole about it! It's very easy: when you delete the conversation, I can no longer contact you.

Seriously when I saw this.. I lost even MORE faith in the men on this planet.

*Link up every 2nd Tuesday and dish out on the stupid shit men say!!

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Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Hate on me

I'm not perfect..

Oh yeah, rockin' it old school with the Hannah Montana vs Selena gif ;)  (source)

I'm sure there are plenty of reasons to hate dislike me and I will admit them. And it's totally okay to not like me because of some of these reasons. Or you might just end up loving me more, because this is me ;)

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1. I am honest. Sometimes I can be a complete ass and say what's on my mind without thinking. I don't intentionally try to hurt anyone's feelings, that's not my motive at all. I cannot stand when someone needs to be told the truth and other people continue to beat around the bush and won't come out and just say it. So, sometimes I do this. Usually my intentions are for the better.



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2. I use curse words (too much). It enhances when I drink alcohol. I sometimes have to calm myself down. Especially if I have been offended or someone has made a negative comment about something I'm passionate about (ex: my job, family, friends etc). I seriously need to tone it down, because I'll even tell myself, hey now that's not very nice/appropriate.






3. I am a drama queen. Lady Gaga watch out because I am your competition. I over-react. I dwell on the past. I cannot help it. It's in my nature. I grew up on Disney princess movies. When I was younger, I literally would throw myself on the ground and cry just like I'd seen in the movies.
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4. I love my body. I am not skinny in any form or fashion. I am not sad about this. I am okay with my body. I have one part of my body I want to change: my arms. Ughhhhh I hate my arms. They are so flabby and ugly and I hate them. I am, however, in the process of trying to tone them as well as becoming healthier. I'm in no way aiming to become a skinny person. I want to stay curvy, but I want to be healthier. I've signed up for a couch to 5K program and hope to be running successfully to do a half marathon in the fall kill me now. I have been called fat, large, big, chubby, etc. I even had a jerkface asshole in high school who nick named me twinkie because I was fat and he was an asshole. I don't care. Call me what you want. If you don't love me for me, then why are you in my life?



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5. I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend. This technically only applies to the guys I really, really, really liked. There were a few that I was super glad to see go, but if I really liked you and we "broke up" or whatever.. I won't stop trying to get you back. I explained a little of this before, but really though.. it's a damn problem. Oh you have a new girl in your life? Let me stalk her. I've memorized your number, so there's not a single chance that I will be ignoring you. If I text you and you respond, you've got me hooked. I cannot let go. This is also something I HATE about myself. I wish I could turn the bat-shit crazy part of me OFF. Seriously, the crazy girlfriend meme's crack me up!!!






Well, if you want to hate me, that's fine. I try to eliminate your kind out of my life, because it's not good to have all of that negativity. Maybe I have more reasons to hate me, but I've drawn a blank. If I think of anymore I'll create a new post so I can have more haters ;) It's okay though :) Don't let people get you down! As long as you are okay with your personality that's all that matters!