Hey Ugly

Do NOT begin a conversation with:

"hey sexy"

Most of the time the people who begin with this as the opener of the conversation, they are unattractive.

Sorry if that seems too harsh and judgmental but it's the dang truth. ALSO don't begin with:

"I know you hear this all the time, but you are very pretty."

No dude, to be honest I don't hear it all the time because I don't hang around player jerk faces like you 24/7.

Genuinely, a guy who is attracted to you will keep it to himself until the right time comes and not rub it in your face all the time. Most likely, a guy who is constantly telling you over and over that you're beautiful/sexy/pretty etc. they are covering something else.

I went through an extremely abusive relationship for a couple years, and he showered me with words of kindness and telling me I was sexy and beautiful ALLLLL the time. It wasn't til the relationship ended that I realized he wanted me to believe he loved me and was attracted to me so I wouldn't see what he was really doing to me. My guard is up when it comes to a guy constantly telling me I'm pretty/beautiful/sexy. ESPECIALLY if that's their opener! 

Not a:

Hey how are ya?

What's your name?

I'd like to know more about you! 

Obviously you think I'm attractive or you wouldn't have contacted me- that's what online dating is based on- your pictures.

Duh 

Linguistics people

You may not be the best speller in the world, but could you maybe spell the name of your town correctly? 

Don't use words like:

Gurl

Lyfe

god (please capitalize His name respectfully)

ur (this ended in 8th grade)

These are just a few suggestions. But when you've misspelled your hometown name, I've lost interest. 

This may just be a personal pet peeve of mine since I am fond of correct spelling techniques. I have found myself misspelling some words at times, but thankfully autocorrect helped me out. Usually when it corrects me once, I learn, and never make that mistake on purpose again. 

ALSO wanted to include this super hottie that I was talking to on POF. But here's where it gets "catfishy":

-he doesn't own a phone-

He has a tablet that he can text with through an email address, but no phone number. He's 28 and has his own job and place...but doesn't have a phone. Oh and I found him on Facebook..

Only has 23 friends and they are all girls! 

Next please!

No BF November

That about sums up my life. 

'This guy' is a terrible texter. And I have dAteDD :

If you can't give me enough attention I will lose interest. Doesn't mean I don't like ya anymore, but it does mean that I'm kinda needy when it comes to attention. 

Forgive me for not being a mind reader and knowing exactly how you feel about me...I was not blessed with this superpower. 

Honesty- that's all I ask :) it's really not that hard. 

Fo' realz tho... 

Is it necessary to have a man? Can I just adopt a bunch of dogs and declare them my boyfriends? Is that real life or fantasy? I need to know!

Pick up the pieces

It's nice to have someone (this guy) I can keep a conversation with even after he knows I just got out of a whatever-ationship.

'this guy'
i like him
lots & lots

I liked him before jerkface* came along, and 'this guy' and I talked a LOT back then. I respectfully told him about 3 months ago that I was seeing someone exclusively... -so i thought- and he respectfully said thank you for being honest.
Communications stopped, except of course the occasional Facebook stalking since we remained friends on there. When I found out about douchebag's* romantic escapades behind my back, I messaged 'this guy' saying I was in need of a friend who isn't a dramatic girl who's going to blow things out of proportion (a.k.a. me). It's only been like..3 days, but it's like we just picked up where we left off. He calls me after he gets off work, sends me the most adorable snapchats of his smile..and beard ;), and I really enjoy talking to him.

There is a downside:
3 hour distance

Oh yeah..anndddd we've not met face to face yet. I'm trying to encourage this encounter before Christmas..maybe the week after Thanksgiving? Fingers crossed. Because I'm pretty sure he's WAY better than scumbag*.

• has a career that is extremely successful and he is successful at it.
• has a beard :)
• owns a home & car
• seems to have his life together
• has a kid, which I don't have a problem with at all
• doesn't have baby mama drama (she's been MIA since the baby was born)
• always has a positive attitude
• is adorable

I could go on but it may get too mushy and I don't want to rush into things... because clearly that hasn't worked out in the past!!





* same person

Back on the market

Well folks, I know it may seem a little fast but this girl is single...again. 

And because I'm bored I got back on the dating sites and have found..ITS THE SAME PEOPLE! Ugh... 

Trying a new site called eVow. Supposedly it's geared more towards people looking for serious relationships. We'll see how accurate it is. It's from the same makers of Plenty of Fish. Which in the past has been my personal favorite. It is also free and you can message people for free which I think is good. 

We'll see how this goes...

Unrealistic Bull

Dating sucks. 

Just wanted to come out and say it.

And I hate being an emotional stupid girl in the relationship but let's be honest here. 

You date a guy for a 3+months, you THINK things are going great and he might be getting super close to asking you to be his girlfriend, introduce you to friends and family, and want to spend every free moment with you. Then you see a girls username on his best friends list on snapchat...and you realize..hey I know that person. 

Then of course, the crazy stalker girl comes alive and you go batshit craycray with questions to the girl trying to figure out how much he has been lying to you. Then she thankfully tells you the truth that 7 days ago...SEVEN FREAKING DAYS AGO, they went on a date together. Granted nothing happened ...but seriously!?!? 

Dude...I really liked you.

You said you really liked me too.

You lied to me.

You suck.

I hate you.

I'm trying my hardest to keep this post PG.. So I won't continue with the words that are appropriate for this post. I hope a certain "body part" rots off and you're miserable for the rest of your life.

Screw you.