Spring Cleaning

It's that time of year!!! 

I'm about to clean out my "friends" on Facebook.

I'm just tired of negativity and whining and people I just really don't even know! I've got friends on there that I don't believe I've ever said one word to in person. Why should they be on my timeline?

Types of people that I'm saying goodbye to:

1. My boyfriend/husband did {insert romantic crap here} for me! I really feel like this needs no further explanation. Why do you feel the need to tell us every dang detail of intimacy that happens between you two?! Recently a girl from my hometown was MADLY in love with this guy they dated for forever and posted all their cute lovey dovey pictures and romantic happenings...he was cheating on her. Hello!?!? Some stuff you gotta keep private and to yourself.

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2. Please pray for me. Okay, don't get me wrong. I have asked for prayer on Facebook a couple times. The people I'm referring to, are the ones who want prayer all the time for all the wrong reasons. If you have faith in Jesus, He will help you. If you have to ask Facebook every day for prayer, you're obviously putting your faith in the wrong hands.

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3. Obama (or any president) haters. I really don't care about your complaints and stupid photos that you've found on the internet with fake statistics just to make our president look bad. I know we have "rights" to vote and voice our opinion, but how is that picture of Obama with a snide remark on it going to change anything? It's not. So shut up. 

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4. Who's birthday is it? We've all done it! You see that little list of people who's birthday is today, and out of the 5 people listed, you only wish one of them a Happy Birthday. If I don't say Happy Birthday to you on purpose, we aren't close enough friends to be on Facebook.

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5. Wanna be novelists. Every status is about 2-3 paragraphs long. If you want to write that much in one status, why not start a blog!? It's so easy and you can actually type more if you want!! You don't even have to start it off with, "Here's a small rant" because you can just rant away here on the blog! 

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So, if you're one of these types..I'm sorry but you're not going to be my friend on Facebook much longer. & You know what really sucks? Is when half of the people that fall under these categories are family. You can't delete family members, otherwise you won't hear the end of it. At least, that's how my family is. I check Instagram and Twitter more now because my family members aren't on there...yet. =|