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Today's the day!! I love love love this link up :)

I was getting kind of worried that I wouldn't have any material because I only started back on Tinder a little over a week ago, and I didn't have any stupid sayings from the dudes I started chatting with...

...until last night!!!

So lemme catch ya up:

Started chatting on Tinder with this dude, and everything seemed normal and fine, we were on the same page, had a few good things in common, about 5 days pass and I'm like ok, let's text. So we swap phone numbers, and still everything is going okay, conversation is pretty decent.

Then I informed him on how I like to paint canvas, and that people have ordered some from me and it's kind of like my little side business. He asked me to send him a few pictures of what I've done so far, so I did...then this happened:

Okay, so I originally posted the screenshots of our texting, but the pictures may not show up so here's what was said:


Him: That is pretty


Me: Thanks! I like it :)


Him Maybe one you can do one for me


Me: What would you like?


Him: I don't know yet


Me: Well think for a bit and lemme know! I'll make one :)


Him: That I can do. One option I'm considering for you is to do a portrait of yourself.


Me: Hahahaha I can't paint ppl


Him: Hmm

Him: Maybe I should be the one to paint you ..... like actually use you as the canvas


Me: Lol that would be kinda weird don'tcha think?


Him: It depends on what I am painting on you. Certainly no paint or human fluids...


Me: Uhm gross ..no human fluids please


Him: Definetly none of that. I was thinking like chocolate or whipped cream or things of that nature


Me: Lol getting a little risque


Him: Well I'm a little "frustrated"


Me: Why are you frustrated?


Him: I used that as a single word for sexual frustration.

CREEEPY!?!?! Dude, you were doing so well.. wtf happened?! So what if you're sexually frustrated, why do I have to know this information?! I have NEVER met youuuuu ....ughh 

Ahh the wonders of online dating, link up with us!!

Amanda & Danae