Today's the day!! I love love love this link up :)
I was getting kind of worried that I wouldn't have any material because I only started back on Tinder a little over a week ago, and I didn't have any stupid sayings from the dudes I started chatting with...
...until last night!!!
So lemme catch ya up:
Started chatting on Tinder with this dude, and everything seemed normal and fine, we were on the same page, had a few good things in common, about 5 days pass and I'm like ok, let's text. So we swap phone numbers, and still everything is going okay, conversation is pretty decent.
Then I informed him on how I like to paint canvas, and that people have ordered some from me and it's kind of like my little side business. He asked me to send him a few pictures of what I've done so far, so I did...then this happened:
Okay, so I originally posted the screenshots of our texting, but the pictures may not show up so here's what was said:
Him: That is pretty
Me: Thanks! I like it :)
Him Maybe one you can do one for me
Me: What would you like?
Him: I don't know yet
Me: Well think for a bit and lemme know! I'll make one :)
Him: That I can do. One option I'm considering for you is to do a portrait of yourself.
Me: Hahahaha I can't paint ppl
Him: Hmm
Him: Maybe I should be the one to paint you ..... like actually use you as the canvas
Me: Lol that would be kinda weird don'tcha think?
Him: It depends on what I am painting on you. Certainly no paint or human fluids...
Me: Uhm gross ..no human fluids please
Him: Definetly none of that. I was thinking like chocolate or whipped cream or things of that nature
Me: Lol getting a little risque
Him: Well I'm a little "frustrated"
Me: Why are you frustrated?
Him: I used that as a single word for sexual frustration.
Him: That is pretty
Me: Thanks! I like it :)
Him Maybe one you can do one for me
Me: What would you like?
Him: I don't know yet
Me: Well think for a bit and lemme know! I'll make one :)
Him: That I can do. One option I'm considering for you is to do a portrait of yourself.
Me: Hahahaha I can't paint ppl
Him: Hmm
Him: Maybe I should be the one to paint you ..... like actually use you as the canvas
Me: Lol that would be kinda weird don'tcha think?
Him: It depends on what I am painting on you. Certainly no paint or human fluids...
Me: Uhm gross ..no human fluids please
Him: Definetly none of that. I was thinking like chocolate or whipped cream or things of that nature
Me: Lol getting a little risque
Him: Well I'm a little "frustrated"
Me: Why are you frustrated?
Him: I used that as a single word for sexual frustration.
CREEEPY!?!?! Dude, you were doing so well.. wtf happened?! So what if you're sexually frustrated, why do I have to know this information?! I have NEVER met youuuuu ....ughh
