Thursday, August 21, 2014

Third Thursday// v.3

ThirdThursday Date Disasters



I think the best way to laugh is by remembering these horrible dates... yes, plural, as in more than one.
I honestly need to laugh right now, and this link-up arrived just in time this month!
I would love to hear some of your bad date stories! Link up with us!!





This one time a guy I had met through Christian Mingle said that he had a special talent. He said that he could sing, and other people tell him alllll the time that he was so good and needed to try out for American Idol or something. He then proceeded to show me his YouTube channel. I really wish I didn't have to be so confidential, because I would TOTALLY link his "music" videos. He.was.horrible.




The video he sent me was of him singing "Strangely Dim" by Francesca Battistelli. Why this song? I have no idea. So, I felt terrible for the guy and I agreed to let him take me out to dinner one day. He drove about 3 hours and took me to dinner. It was okay, but I totally wasn't feeling it.

I felt comfortable enough to have him come watch a Redbox movie at my apt (no worries my brother was there so we weren't alone). Then after the movie he tells me that he is too tired to drive home and asks if he can stay the night...wtf really?

I made him sleep in his car. I was not letting someone stay overnight INSIDE my apt. Are you insane?! You don't just invite yourself to stay the night. So the next morning he had to knock on my apt door to ask me to go to breakfast. Morning breath was HORRIBLE and after breakfast he tried to kiss me. No thanks...buh bye. Be on your merry way!


12 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh! What a weirdo. That is so many levels of inappropriate. Could you sleep at all knowing a stranger was sleeping out in his car the whole night?

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  2. Okay that is just weird. Guys are weird.

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  3. I love this link-up! I'm going to ask my best friend to share her story about the guy who post-coitally told her he saw demons and would not protect her from them...what a weirdo!

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  4. Ha ha oh wow! Some people just cannot read social cues very well.

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  5. Oh man I want to see that YouTube channel, bahaha! What a tease!

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  6. I wish I remembered exactly where it was. He only had a handful of views so it wouldn't be very easy to find. It was HORRIBLE!!

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  7. He was extremely socially awkward. I felt quite sorry for the kid, but that's the dating scene for ya! lol

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  8. Yay!! We run it for a whole week starting on the Third Thursday of every month :) I would LOVE to hear the full story!!

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  9. I know right?! Boys are dumb!!

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  10. I know right?! it took me a while to fall asleep, but other than that I slept fine. My dog tends to bark like crazy if anyone steps on our porch, my personal alarm system ;)

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