Thursday, July 17, 2014

Third Thursday// v. 2

ThirdThursday Date Disasters


It's our second time hosting the Third Thursday link-up with Date Disaster stories!! Link up with us :) Stories can include embarrassing moments on your end or the other person's end. Or maybe you just have a really funny story that happened during a date! Laugh along with us :)

So last year, on family vacation, I wanted to see what type of response I could get on POF or Tinder. I tried my hardest to display my profile in a way that sent out the message that I did NOT want to hookup with anyone while I was in town, but I just wouldn't mind having a beach buddy while I was there. Just someone to hang out with, maybe drink a few, casual, friendly... So unrealistic. I had so many creepos wanting me to drive to their place to hookup..lame.

There was one guy who didn't mind meeting up with me a couple of days, but it was always close to sunset. We walked along the beach and chatted up for a while and he was sort of sweet in way. He wasn't necessarily my "type" but he was good company. 

As we were turning around to walk back to the part of the beach I was staying at, he grabbed me and started kissing. Aggressively. Horrible, horrible, horrible kisser. Like what have you practiced with dude?!!? A tree??


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I'm sure you're thinking, "Well, you're the dummy who tried to meet a guy while on vacation with your FAMILY" Yeah okay I'm not that smart sometimes but hey.. it happens.

Shortly after the awkward silence that followed the tongue attack we walked back to the entrance where he was parked. We stood by his car and talked for a few more minutes and it was dark by now. He grabbed my hand and placed it on the no-no parts that I mentioned I was not looking for in my profile.. 

One pissed off girl made a dude almost pee his pants. Looking back and remembering his face after the cursing session I had, brings me to tears of laughter. I had called him so many names and pervert was mentioned about 10 times. There was a rental house very close by and another guy came out to see if I was okay. He asked if that guy was bothering me and I said yes. Dude got in his car so fast, I almost didn't see him do it. Then he was OFF. Buh-Bye loser. 

Even funnier, he sent me a snap chat a week later saying, "Where'd you go?" 
He was blocked within a second. 



Can't wait to read your Date Disaster stories!! :)


14 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh, what a creep! The kiss is where I would've ended things. Real talk, haha.

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  2. Hahaha. That's terrible. I once dated a guy who devoured your whole face when he kissed you. I mean WTF?

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  3. Krista KetterhagenJuly 17, 2014 at 11:44 AM

    Oh wow! I hate when guys get overly aggressive. I prefer to be chased and have them make the first move, but listen to what we say. Jeez! I am sure he still doesn't "get" why you disappeared, haha!

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  4. Oh yes for sure, if we didn't have to walk back the same way to get home, I would've been able to ditch him. But in this case :( I couldn't!

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  5. Windshield Wipers are the absolute WORST. Like dude, I'm not a cat, don't clean me.

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  6. That sounds awful at least that other guy came to your rescue that was super sweet.

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  7. Yeah he was some older dude. I could've been murdered! haha thank goodness an innocent bystander was available.. helped that I'm a loud mouth when I'm angry.

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  8. He's an idiot haha I'm just glad I didn't get kidnapped or anything!

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  9. Hahahah a tree! Ellie you are so hilarious... Your blogposts really brighten up my day. I have to make sure I'm not on a tube or in another public place when I read them because they literally make me laugh like a mad person!! x

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  10. You have no idea how much that just made my day :) I love making others smile even when the funnies come from my true life experiences lmao. So glad we're getting to know each other :) I'm super jealous of your traveling lifestyle!!

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  11. I haven't been on a date in almost eight years (I am married) but I've had my share of the crazy, especially living in New York city which is where I met my husband.

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  12. You should totally link up and tell us about one crazy you've had!! The link up lasts for 5 more days!! :)

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  13. Omgosh that is ridiculous! boys can be so blind sometimes!!!

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  14. Ugh, annoying! At least he's no longer a part of your life though!

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